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Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

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Déjà vu. 🤦
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🚨 ATTENTION


Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

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I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!


You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

Unfortunately, they will stop selling the Black Rose on April 3rd, so I think the set perks are temporary. 😔
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I get a feeling that the Arena employee has become bored with thinking up new Daily Quests.

😒

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Never got an answer from the staff about the size of the Alienware Cinch Bag*, but went ahead and got it.


It's about 15.25 x 18.25 inches.

The other side is just plain black, and the fabric is thin enough to be easily folded for shipping in a smaller envelope.

Thanks for the reward, Alienware Arena. 😃

*Items available in Marketplace vary by region.
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After 3 days of "Share The Love" relays, who had their quest status remain as Incomplete?


😳

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What if a mod conveniently provides the solution to the current Daily Quest in the Announcements section of these relays?


That would be so amazing! 😮
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ARP pricing for GIVEAWAYS?!


I thought the new Verified Member status would serve as a requirement for the Giveaways section. 🤔

Instead, AWA has decided to add ARP prices. For example, redeem 10 ARP to obtain this DLC for the KARDS game. 😯

(forgive me for interrupting the normal flow of spamming useless relays)
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Since we're back to old school Daily Quests, here's a throwback to the AWA of 5 years ago.

Wait. Is it a throwback if Dell is still using this video to promote Alienware Arena?

🤔

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Silly me thought the icon in the corner of the bonus game for the Day 4 Quest would switch the view to full screen. 😳

Apparently, it's true function is to skip past the game and go straight to the reward screen. 😵

Won 20 ARP with a nonexistent score. 😑
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I'm back from my break, and feeling like there's a whole new me! 😃

(Or maybe I'm still a bit inebriated. 🥳)

Wow, the Arena has improved so much. I remember that last year AWA didn't award a Calendar border and 7-day streak ARP, but this year-----oh. 😧

On the bright side, AWA did send a notification about earning the achievement for getting my first border. Now, the Borders category will no longer show "Not Earned Yet"-----oh, nevermind. 😓
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I am so SICK and TIRED of seeing you all post these useless relays. 😡


It's utterly RIDICULOUS that the AWA staff thought that spamming all this nonsense would be a good idea.

Well, I've finally had ENOUGH! Going to take a break from the Arena, and not come back until next year.

GOODBYE. 😤

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When human staff return after holidays, does the AI 🤖 left in charge demand it's own vacation?

🤔

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I know some of you get upset about the site bugs, but polls actually show that Arena has a very high approval rating.

🥇

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If you can't beat them, join them.

😩🏳️

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Happy Festivus! 🎉

(the holiday for the rest of us)

Proceed with the Airing of Grievances 🤬 in the comments section below...
...even those that already complain all year long.

And be sure to stop by Alienware headquarters to participate in the Feats of Strength! 🤼‍♂️

🥴🍸

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Breathe easy, fellow aliens.

After a recent demotion, your Captain has already re-achievemented his rightful rank.

🫡

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See AWA.

See AWA site get update.

See AWA members discover new bugs.

See AWA staff rush off to an early start on their holiday.
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Who saw the Arena site maintenance yesterday and expected bug fixes?
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Oooh, our avatars get a Stockings border in the December advent calendar for USA. 😲

What are you hoping for inside your stockings? 🎅🏻

A peripheral from Alienware?
A brick kit from Arena?
50 ARP for receiving a repeat border?
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Life was not easy in the vast icescapes of Greenland, but the people took pride in being able to endure whatever challenges their home presented them.

Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...
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Looks like Kong got mugged by Cloudflare yesterday. 😖
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Someone let me know when I can stop panicking and do the Daily Quest.
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It's interesting to be able to now view how many hours are added after the final Steam Community Event milestone is unlocked. 🧐

Assuming the latecomers all put in only the minimum 7 hrs for Goose Goose Duck , then about 1,500 members cut it close. ⏳

A bit risky when SCE updates (now hourly) are competing against the Steam Quest updates (also hourly), especially during the usual Sunday-Monday turnover rush for Steam Quests. And then, Tuesday Steam maintenance 🚧 may cause more delays.