Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

"Stay tuned.": https://alienwarearena.com/ucf/show/2175564/boards/alienware-pulse/News/valkyrae

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵

I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Déjà vu. 🤦

Fruit Punch Samurai

Artifacts|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

🚨 ATTENTION

Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

F

Fruit Punch Samurai

Artifacts|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!

You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

Unfortunately, they will stop selling the Black Rose on April 3rd, so I think the set perks are temporary. 😔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I get a feeling that the Arena employee has become bored with thinking up new Daily Quests.

😒

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Never got an answer from the staff about the size of the Alienware Cinch Bag*, but went ahead and got it.

It's about 15.25 x 18.25 inches.

The other side is just plain black, and the fabric is thin enough to be easily folded for shipping in a smaller envelope.

Thanks for the reward, Alienware Arena. 😃

*Items available in Marketplace vary by region.

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

After 3 days of "Share The Love" relays, who had their quest status remain as Incomplete?

😳

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

What if a mod conveniently provides the solution to the current Daily Quest in the Announcements section of these relays?

That would be so amazing! 😮

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

ARP pricing for GIVEAWAYS?!

I thought the new Verified Member status would serve as a requirement for the Giveaways section. 🤔

Instead, AWA has decided to add ARP prices. For example, redeem 10 ARP to obtain this DLC for the KARDS game. 😯

(forgive me for interrupting the normal flow of spamming useless relays)

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Since we're back to old school Daily Quests, here's a throwback to the AWA of 5 years ago.

Wait. Is it a throwback if Dell is still using this video to promote Alienware Arena?

🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Help|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

Silly me thought the icon in the corner of the bonus game for the Day 4 Quest would switch the view to full screen. 😳

Apparently, it's true function is to skip past the game and go straight to the reward screen. 😵

Won 20 ARP with a nonexistent score. 😑

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I'm back from my break, and feeling like there's a whole new me! 😃

(Or maybe I'm still a bit inebriated. 🥳)

Wow, the Arena has improved so much. I remember that last year AWA didn't award a Calendar border and 7-day streak ARP, but this year-----oh. 😧

On the bright side, AWA did send a notification about earning the achievement for getting my first border. Now, the Borders category will no longer show "Not Earned Yet"-----oh, nevermind. 😓

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I am so SICK and TIRED of seeing you all post these useless relays. 😡

It's utterly RIDICULOUS that the AWA staff thought that spamming all this nonsense would be a good idea.

Well, I've finally had ENOUGH! Going to take a break from the Arena, and not come back until next year.

GOODBYE. 😤

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

When human staff return after holidays, does the AI 🤖 left in charge demand it's own vacation?

🤔

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

I know some of you get upset about the site bugs, but polls actually show that Arena has a very high approval rating.

🥇

Fruit Punch Samurai

Arena Talk|

I taste like crunchy toejam sauteed in vinegar.

500 DRP

Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔

This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧

Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...

Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵

I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡

So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

🚨 ATTENTION

Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

F

I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!

You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

I get a feeling that the Arena employee has become bored with thinking up new Daily Quests.

😒

Never got an answer from the staff about the size of the Alienware Cinch Bag*, but went ahead and got it.

It's about 15.25 x 18.25 inches.

The other side is just plain black, and the fabric is thin enough to be easily folded for shipping in a smaller envelope.

Thanks for the reward, Alienware Arena. 😃

*Items available in Marketplace vary by region.

After 3 days of "Share The Love" relays, who had their quest status remain as Incomplete?

😳

What if a mod conveniently provides the solution to the current Daily Quest in the Announcements section of these relays?

That would be so amazing! 😮

ARP pricing for GIVEAWAYS?!

I thought the new Verified Member status would serve as a requirement for the Giveaways section. 🤔

Instead, AWA has decided to add ARP prices. For example, redeem 10 ARP to obtain this DLC for the KARDS game. 😯

Since we're back to old school Daily Quests, here's a throwback to the AWA of 5 years ago.

🤔

Silly me thought the icon in the corner of the bonus game for the Day 4 Quest would switch the view to full screen. 😳

Apparently, it's true function is to skip past the game and go straight to the reward screen. 😵

Won 20 ARP with a nonexistent score. 😑

I'm back from my break, and feeling like there's a whole new me! 😃

Wow, the Arena has improved so much. I remember that last year AWA didn't award a Calendar border and 7-day streak ARP, but this year-----oh. 😧

On the bright side, AWA did send a notification about earning the achievement for getting my first border. Now, the Borders category will no longer show "Not Earned Yet"-----oh, nevermind. 😓

I am so SICK and TIRED of seeing you all post these useless relays. 😡

It's utterly RIDICULOUS that the AWA staff thought that spamming all this nonsense would be a good idea.

Well, I've finally had ENOUGH! Going to take a break from the Arena, and not come back until next year.

GOODBYE. 😤

When human staff return after holidays, does the AI 🤖 left in charge demand it's own vacation?

🤔

I know some of you get upset about the site bugs, but polls actually show that Arena has a very high approval rating.

🥇

If you can't beat them, join them.

😩🏳️

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