Happy Lucky Lottery is a Scam

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door reminds us to always be skeptical of gambling, lotteries, lootboxes, and the like. Happy Lucky Lottery is not random, despite popular belief throughout the game's 14-year lifespan. Earlier this month I posted a tweet where I missed the lottery by one single digit. Sure enough, Jdaster64 informed me I was guaranteed to lose that day anyway, because "Happy Lucky Lottery is a total fraud." We started exchanging some messages, and he provided a number of memory addresses a